All Bugs are Bees.
The Duck is the only animal on Old MacDonald's Farm.
Anyone shorter than me is a baby.
Instead of sleeping during nap time, throw all loose objects on the bedroom floor. Then get into the vaseline & wipe it on all open surfaces (your face, carpet, bed, toys, etc.).
Dad's & Mom's shoes are way better to wear than your own.
Every Disney Princess is named Aurora (Sleeping Beauty).
All Ducks are Quack, Quacks; all dogs are Goggies or ugh,ugh's (ruff, ruff); & all cats are Eows.
Cows and horses both say Moo.
When asked to do something, protest by collapsing your body to the ground. You don't get your way, but it's worth a shot.
Anything tastes good with ketchup.
Jumping off of the couch to a pile of pillows below is a great form of exercise.
"No" should be your immediate & initial response to any question - then think about it and have the option to change your mind.
5 comments:
when is she coming over??? :)
hahaha! So true for a toddler!
love that girl...she is so dang smart! you know you're in for it huh! and i can totally empathize on the vaseline mess....
ha ha ha!! You will be so happy you journal'd these things! It's amazing how quickly they change and how soon you forget. She is SO cute!!
How cute! She is getting so big! Hope all is well! We miss you!
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